I know everybody has tales of real men, but lately chocolate is my new boyfriend. I love him, I can't get enough of him, and he doesn't get jealous when I chomp on other sweets. I have him all the time and I have his brothers too: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate. They never fail me and they taste so good. They know exactly how to please me. I feel selfish, gluttonous, and happy.
I'll even share him with y'all if you so desire ;)
-Yummy Sinner