LUST: Gotta do wat u gotta do

Call me cliche but i gotta do wat i gotta do and lately its been every man in sight.

i.e. my mailman, my dogwalker, my banker, my personal trainer, the man i met at the club last night, my child's best friend's dad....

I dont think im stopping anytime soon. &&&& i dont give a fuck

-Sexy Sinner

LUST: My mom says it's puppy love, I know it's full grown

The first time I saw Andrew it was love at first sight-the kind you see in movies where time stands still and your eyes lock-you read each others souls with euphoric giddiness sending orgasmic shrills of blissful joy to your hearts as they blend together as one and you know this-THIS is the person you are meant to spend the rest of your life with. SIGH. Only the rest of your life ends up being a little fight here a bigger fight there because this love thing-this love thing is so intense your young hearts don’t quite know how to handle the love. 

Eros. 

Phillos. 

Agape. 

Amore. 

Te amo.

J’taime. 

ANDREW I LOVE YOU I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU!

-Hopeless Romantic

LUST: lust lust lust lust lust lust lust

ii diidnt kno wat lust wuz until ii met diis boii jake.... ii call hiim jakey poo lolz

he hatez it....

as soon as ii seen him ii new ii had too have hiim... and ii diid.... ii aiint never got a fiine boii like jakey poo that easiily before........ iim really proud of myself and ii reallly liike gettn iit iin wiith hiim... even tho hes the complete opposiite of meee.

dont dey say opposiites attract? hellz yea!!!!!

-new siinner

ENVY: Every guy she dates I steal him.

It's a problem..............

She's my cousin.............

But it's so fun............

And I won't stop.............

But I thought you should know.

-Won't Stop Sinning

WRATH: My fairy tale.

So okay-Im not gonna lie, I went through Dante’s phone bill. 


He has it mailed to my house since we’re on the same payment plan now. Well since I pay for it. And usually I just leave it in a nice pile by my dresser-but something told me-open it. Just open it. I just kinda couldn’t help myself. I gave into the temptation of my WRATH!!!!


I boiled a pot of water and steamed the envelope so I could open it real easy and then glue it back together. I just really wanted to see if he still talked to his ex but then I found that on nights he told me he was "working" or "fell asleep early" he was calling and texting this one certain number. One two three in the morning. 


So I did a little investigating for myself. I should be a professional cuz this fool cant get shit past me. I called the number to get the name and YES it was a girls name on the voicemail-Leticia. So  I called  Dante up and I say-pussy punk mutha fucka who the hell is Leticica? He pretends hes busy and is all hanging up the phone on me and I call back about 100 times....no exaggerating. He of course doenst answer and then I say fuck it-and I  just go over to his house. 


I just go right over to his house and hes not home-stupid ass-and I tell the doorman, Eddie, to let me up and he does-Dante never locks his house door so I let myself in and start going through his stuff –his dresser drawers,  kitchen cabinets, his clean laundry, dirty laundry, his medicine cabinet-his garbage and sure enough-sure-a-fucking-nuff- I find a fuckin condom in the garbage can and a box of condoms in the linen closet. 


Now Dante and I don’t use condoms since we’re in a MONAGAMOUS relationship and all and I’m on the pill so I go freakin crazy-ballistic- I lose my mind. I start throwing stuff and kicking the walls and I think I broke a mirror and a few glasses and then fuckin Dante comes home and you know what he says? He says he let his bro-THER use his house to hook up with some chic. He says he loves me and I’m crazy. I’m crazy? Hmm. 


He says baby I love you even though you’re crazy and I say who the fuck is Leticia? Tell me NOW!  I start grabbing at his shirt and tugging it and ripping it and he starts kissing on my neck and holding me tight and then he holds my hands behind my back looks me dead in the eye and says I love you. Baby I love you. Be my wife you crazy bitch.


I said yes. 


That's how Dante and I got engaged. :)

-Happy Sinner

GREED: I did it all for the Chanel.

I met him online... on a dating site. I never usually do this.. but I was bored... lonely... and feeling a lil devilsh. hahahahah

He was unattractive, but filthy rich. So I went for it. He promised me shopping sprees at Chanel. My favorite store... but since my bills had been piling up I rarely got to experience the amazing couture. 

And he kept his promise. But I hated him and despised him. I just felt so greedy and I kept wanting more. It was almost like a drug.... I kept wanting more and more and more and I put up with his comb over.... and his bad breath.... and stupid jokes so that he would buy me more........

And I've never felt so greedy but it felt so right.

And I don't regret it. That's why it's a sin. I'm not going to say sorry...... I got what I needed and so did he. So sin. So what? 

-Sinning Shopper

LUST: I just can't help myself.

I always see him at the gym: the sexy yoga instructor.

Is it really a sin if I'm also getting a workout???????????????????

He's got to be at least 10 years younger than I.... but he's legal so it's legal, nothing too weird.

I guess this makes me a cougar. 

RAWR.

I will keep attending yoga until he takes me to the locker room and has his way with me. Hopefully this will be very soon.

-Horny Cougar

Seven Sins of Love

We've all been there...

As much as we want to deny it.

Yes, YOU. ME. Probably even Mother Teresa.

We SIN.

We sin hard and yes, most of the times it tastes absolutely delicious!!!

I won't deny it. I love it.

So, I decided to gather our amazing sinning stories because they are just too good to forget.

LUST.
GLUTTONY.
GREED.
SLOTH.
WRATH.
ENVY.
PRIDE.

And what I've found.... is that they all lead back to this silly idiotic dumb founding thing called love.

Oh man.

I'll share mine... but I won't tell you which ones are mine because that may be too embarrassing.

And I will definitely force my friends and family to let me share their stories.... so to save some poor souls from the depths of hell - that's right - some names may be changed... but the deadly sinning actions that occurred will be full frontal and REAL.

It doesn't get better than this.

Have fun sinning!!! And don't forget to share the juicy tales.

Love,
BonneVie