So okay-Im not gonna lie, I went through Dante’s phone bill.
He has it mailed to my house since we’re on the same payment plan now. Well since I pay for it. And usually I just leave it in a nice pile by my dresser-but something told me-open it. Just open it. I just kinda couldn’t help myself. I gave into the temptation of my WRATH!!!!
I boiled a pot of water and steamed the envelope so I could open it real easy and then glue it back together. I just really wanted to see if he still talked to his ex but then I found that on nights he told me he was "working" or "fell asleep early" he was calling and texting this one certain number. One two three in the morning.
So I did a little investigating for myself. I should be a professional cuz this fool cant get shit past me. I called the number to get the name and YES it was a girls name on the voicemail-Leticia. So I called Dante up and I say-pussy punk mutha fucka who the hell is Leticica? He pretends hes busy and is all hanging up the phone on me and I call back about 100 times....no exaggerating. He of course doenst answer and then I say fuck it-and I just go over to his house.
I just go right over to his house and hes not home-stupid ass-and I tell the doorman, Eddie, to let me up and he does-Dante never locks his house door so I let myself in and start going through his stuff –his dresser drawers, kitchen cabinets, his clean laundry, dirty laundry, his medicine cabinet-his garbage and sure enough-sure-a-fucking-nuff- I find a fuckin condom in the garbage can and a box of condoms in the linen closet.
Now Dante and I don’t use condoms since we’re in a MONAGAMOUS relationship and all and I’m on the pill so I go freakin crazy-ballistic- I lose my mind. I start throwing stuff and kicking the walls and I think I broke a mirror and a few glasses and then fuckin Dante comes home and you know what he says? He says he let his bro-THER use his house to hook up with some chic. He says he loves me and I’m crazy. I’m crazy? Hmm.
He says baby I love you even though you’re crazy and I say who the fuck is Leticia? Tell me NOW! I start grabbing at his shirt and tugging it and ripping it and he starts kissing on my neck and holding me tight and then he holds my hands behind my back looks me dead in the eye and says I love you. Baby I love you. Be my wife you crazy bitch.
I said yes.
That's how Dante and I got engaged. :)
-Happy Sinner