SLOTH: Yes, I dated him.

Thinking of the seven sins makes me think of me ex-husband Vincent. BIGGGGGEST SLOTH I KNOW.

Couch potato, lazy ass, total narcissist  = DIVORCE.

From his freakishly hairy back, to his fungus feet.... I soon forgot his sense of humor and decided to move on. His sin was creeping on me and I did not want to be a SLOTH like him.

Thank the Lord I'm finally freeeeeeee!!!

Divorce party happening now!!!!!!!!!

Oh, is that a sin too?

-Former Sinner

WRATH: I bought it, I break it

I just found out that my boyfriend of 5 years is cheating on me and I'm pissed. I haven't let him know that I know yet, but when he goes back to our apartment and sees that I broke all his shit I think he will have a pretty dayum good idea that I'm pissed. But this dumb ass calls me to see if I'm okay because he thinks someone broke in. Dumb ass. Yes I'm fucking okay, but he's not going to be as soon as I get over there. I'm fighting the biggest urge not to cut his cheating ass just like I cut all the $200 Burberry polos I bought him. Piece of shit.

Wish me luck.

-Raging Sinner

PRIDE: I refuse to date anyone under 6'5"

My friends all think I'm crazy because I only date extremely tall guys, but I have a certain image to upkeep and the guy I'm with is included in that. Whatever.

-Sin Shmin

ALL OF THE ABOVE: All we do is f**k!

I've been seeing this guy...."ANONYMOUS"... haha 

But he's not single and I'll admit it... I ENVY his girlfriend.

And my WRATH gets me angry whenever he's with her.

But we have so much LUST toward each other, that I can't stay away.

And all we do is f**k, so I guess I'm overindulging with GLUTTONY.

But my PRIDE won't let me let him go.

And my SLOTH won't let me find another.

But my GREED just want me to have him everyday and night.

So I guess this makes me a full on sinner.

-Sinning 'Em All

PRIDE: Ruined in my 2 hour "walk of shame"

I dont even remember what even happened last night. All I know is I woke up naked next to the most disgusting slob I've ever met. The worst part is I knew exactly who he was and will have to see him everyday at work. Kill me now. 

He lives on the opposite side of town as me... he was still passed out, so hoping that somehow he wouldn't remember... I found my little black dress and heels and snuck out of his apartment. I didn't have any money on me or my credit cards... I like to travel light and now I regret it. 

So the walk began.

It literally took 2 hours in my now very worn out heels to finally reach my now humbled home. Worst experience of my life... definitely carrying more in my clutch next time.

Yuck yuck.

-Accidental Sinner

LUST: My new favorite holiday

Cinco de Mayo. I'll blame the TEQUILA. Or I'll thank the TEQUILA. Cinco de Mayo is my new favorite holiday. I vow to make each next one as epic as this past one.

I never really thought of it as a holiday. I never really celebrated. This particular Cinco de Mayo I decided to stop being a bum and get dolled up and go to the bars with my 3 best friends. It was actually fun and I'm not sure why I ever stopped going out. (Maybe my 3 kids? lol) Guys bought us shots of TEQUILA inspired by this amazing holiday.

At least 8 TEQUILA shots later...........

Next thing I know I wake up in bed next to the man of my dreams. My husband. But as he tells me, we had the most amazing sex ever. He insists that we keep tequila stocked in the house.

Next time I will like to remember the holiday... we are thinking of video taping! I've never done this before but my new found TEQUILA confidence has inspired me to let loose. And lusty loose I will!!

-Seasonal Sinner

LUST: When life gives you lemons, screw the bartender

He's hot. Why not? We did it twice in the bathroom and I had no one else to tell. Highlight of my year.

-Skanky Sinner