ENVY: Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?

Ok so heres what happened. We were together-I broke his heart he broke mine its been tug of war ever since but he’s always been there. And we both know we’re meant to be together only right now he has a girlfriend- and when he first told me that I was shocked. I mean how can he even say the word girlfriend about anyone besides me? Girlfriend? GIRLFRIEND?

"Hi my names [blank] I have a soulmate and a girlfriend."

I mean does that even make sense? We had barely been broken up and he already moved on to another girl. But I accepted it and tried to move on and keep myself busy with things I like doing. But of course he’s never really gone. And says he never stops thinking about me. And always compares her to me as if she’s inadequate… But then why won’t he just be with me again?

So we kept talking. And one day he came over. It was right before new years eve, so I figured after we hooked up we would bring in the new year together as a couple. And he would decide he shouldn’t waste anymore time with his pretend girl friend since we are meant to be. But he didn’t choose me, he chose her. And we’ve been tugging still ever since. In limbo. And I’d rather have this little bit and wait until our timing is right than lose him completely.

But it’s never really over with [blank].

-Patient Sinner

ENVY: I want to bite her head off.

& I don't even know her. & she always has the hottest guys all over her. & they would do anything for her. & they love her. & all I want is to be loved like her. & then I could be happy. & she doesn't appreciate them. & it makes me want to bite her pretty little head off.

-Love Bites

LUST: Gotta do wat u gotta do

Call me cliche but i gotta do wat i gotta do and lately its been every man in sight.

i.e. my mailman, my dogwalker, my banker, my personal trainer, the man i met at the club last night, my child's best friend's dad....

I dont think im stopping anytime soon. &&&& i dont give a fuck

-Sexy Sinner

LUST: My mom says it's puppy love, I know it's full grown

The first time I saw Andrew it was love at first sight-the kind you see in movies where time stands still and your eyes lock-you read each others souls with euphoric giddiness sending orgasmic shrills of blissful joy to your hearts as they blend together as one and you know this-THIS is the person you are meant to spend the rest of your life with. SIGH. Only the rest of your life ends up being a little fight here a bigger fight there because this love thing-this love thing is so intense your young hearts don’t quite know how to handle the love. 

Eros. 

Phillos. 

Agape. 

Amore. 

Te amo.

J’taime. 

ANDREW I LOVE YOU I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU!

-Hopeless Romantic

LUST: lust lust lust lust lust lust lust

ii diidnt kno wat lust wuz until ii met diis boii jake.... ii call hiim jakey poo lolz

he hatez it....

as soon as ii seen him ii new ii had too have hiim... and ii diid.... ii aiint never got a fiine boii like jakey poo that easiily before........ iim really proud of myself and ii reallly liike gettn iit iin wiith hiim... even tho hes the complete opposiite of meee.

dont dey say opposiites attract? hellz yea!!!!!

-new siinner

ENVY: Every guy she dates I steal him.

It's a problem..............

She's my cousin.............

But it's so fun............

And I won't stop.............

But I thought you should know.

-Won't Stop Sinning

WRATH: My fairy tale.

So okay-Im not gonna lie, I went through Dante’s phone bill. 


He has it mailed to my house since we’re on the same payment plan now. Well since I pay for it. And usually I just leave it in a nice pile by my dresser-but something told me-open it. Just open it. I just kinda couldn’t help myself. I gave into the temptation of my WRATH!!!!


I boiled a pot of water and steamed the envelope so I could open it real easy and then glue it back together. I just really wanted to see if he still talked to his ex but then I found that on nights he told me he was "working" or "fell asleep early" he was calling and texting this one certain number. One two three in the morning. 


So I did a little investigating for myself. I should be a professional cuz this fool cant get shit past me. I called the number to get the name and YES it was a girls name on the voicemail-Leticia. So  I called  Dante up and I say-pussy punk mutha fucka who the hell is Leticica? He pretends hes busy and is all hanging up the phone on me and I call back about 100 times....no exaggerating. He of course doenst answer and then I say fuck it-and I  just go over to his house. 


I just go right over to his house and hes not home-stupid ass-and I tell the doorman, Eddie, to let me up and he does-Dante never locks his house door so I let myself in and start going through his stuff –his dresser drawers,  kitchen cabinets, his clean laundry, dirty laundry, his medicine cabinet-his garbage and sure enough-sure-a-fucking-nuff- I find a fuckin condom in the garbage can and a box of condoms in the linen closet. 


Now Dante and I don’t use condoms since we’re in a MONAGAMOUS relationship and all and I’m on the pill so I go freakin crazy-ballistic- I lose my mind. I start throwing stuff and kicking the walls and I think I broke a mirror and a few glasses and then fuckin Dante comes home and you know what he says? He says he let his bro-THER use his house to hook up with some chic. He says he loves me and I’m crazy. I’m crazy? Hmm. 


He says baby I love you even though you’re crazy and I say who the fuck is Leticia? Tell me NOW!  I start grabbing at his shirt and tugging it and ripping it and he starts kissing on my neck and holding me tight and then he holds my hands behind my back looks me dead in the eye and says I love you. Baby I love you. Be my wife you crazy bitch.


I said yes. 


That's how Dante and I got engaged. :)

-Happy Sinner