LUST: I just can't help myself.

I always see him at the gym: the sexy yoga instructor.

Is it really a sin if I'm also getting a workout???????????????????

He's got to be at least 10 years younger than I.... but he's legal so it's legal, nothing too weird.

I guess this makes me a cougar. 

RAWR.

I will keep attending yoga until he takes me to the locker room and has his way with me. Hopefully this will be very soon.

-Horny Cougar

Seven Sins of Love

We've all been there...

As much as we want to deny it.

Yes, YOU. ME. Probably even Mother Teresa.

We SIN.

We sin hard and yes, most of the times it tastes absolutely delicious!!!

I won't deny it. I love it.

So, I decided to gather our amazing sinning stories because they are just too good to forget.

LUST.
GLUTTONY.
GREED.
SLOTH.
WRATH.
ENVY.
PRIDE.

And what I've found.... is that they all lead back to this silly idiotic dumb founding thing called love.

Oh man.

I'll share mine... but I won't tell you which ones are mine because that may be too embarrassing.

And I will definitely force my friends and family to let me share their stories.... so to save some poor souls from the depths of hell - that's right - some names may be changed... but the deadly sinning actions that occurred will be full frontal and REAL.

It doesn't get better than this.

Have fun sinning!!! And don't forget to share the juicy tales.

Love,
BonneVie